After watching the video above, I was literally stunned. I finally mastered that one thing – learning how to make a girl squirt. It was definitely not as hard as I was making it [no pun intended], but without Jason Julius’s instructional video, I’d still be lost.
My life has changed. I walk into a room and instantly catch looks from dozens of big tittied bitches. Sorry if that language offends you, but dude, come on. You’re on a blog about how to make a girl squirt – get over yourself.
Here’s 3 ways my life has drastically changed since I ordered this multistep squirting series.
1. I don’t have to beg women to go out with me.
I don’t have to beg – dude, I don’t even have to ASK. I used to play lawyer, trying to convince women that I would be a great lay, and could satisfy their every desire. Now, I literally just stand there. Women ask ME out.
2. My phone is always blowing up.
You’re not gonna believe me, but I literally had to get another phone line. I couldn’t keep up with the amount of women texting me – and God forbid I confuse a bitch wanting to bang with my Ma.
3. I get all the pussy I’ve ever dreamed of.
I used to think that a good month for me meant getting laid, once … maybe twice. Now, I can’t even keep up. Believe it or not, I have to turn away sex. I mean dude, I gotta hit the gym and get money at some point. But as it stands, I could get laid three times a day by three different women. The power lies within me, and my squirting techniques.
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